1999 Ford Explorer, ex. cond., never wrecked, no smoking, kids,or pets

I am assisting my 90 year old father-in-law in selling one of his Ford Explorer’s. He thinks it might be OK to just have one vehicle now, which is another Ford Explorer. Obviously, he loves them! This Ford Explorer is in excellent condition, and he has taken extremely good care of it. It literally is washed a minimum of twice per week. All those car washes that have been popping up in Lincoln over the last few years? Yep, he has been a good customer without question! I believe that he has owned this vehicle for approximately 22 years. This vehicle has a clean title, and has never been in an accident. Please feel free to check CarFax or other similar vehicle history companies. This vehicle has the following features/options that I am aware of: All wheel drive. Eight cylinder engine. AM/FM cassette. Roof rack Chrome wheels Ziebart Lifetime rust proof undercoating Cruise control. There may be more features that I’m just not aware of right now, but I will add more information if I have more details. My father-in-law stated that the only thing “wrong” with it, so to speak, is that it could use a rear main seal as it drips a little bit of oil on the driveway. He stated that he just checks the oil every once a while just to make sure all is OK, it appears to be an extremely minor issue. I’m confident that you won’t find a nicer 25 year old Ford Explorer that has been this well taken care of, and I believe it will be a quick sale. I wouldn’t hesitate to drive this Explorer to Alaska and back! Even though my father-in-law is 100% capable of selling this vehicle himself, the family decided that I will assist him in the process just to make sure there is no “funny business” from individuals who have nefarious intent! So, how will this transaction take place? The transaction and all associated paperwork will take place at Union Bank and Trust near 27th and Pine Lake Road. If you are interested, please call (402) FOUR —. thREE tWO. ——- 8. FOUr. ZERo. FouR. With all due respect, I will NOT respond to emails. For the 2% of you who are reading this ad that have intentions of scamming, nefarious behavior, or want to engage in funny transactions, please continue to read on. The 98% of you who don’t fall into this category, there’s probably no need for you to read on from here, the information below is common sense and as a potential buyer, the information below is customary anyway and generally is expected and not unreasonable. I sincerely thank you for your time in viewing this ad, and have a fun day!! 😀 For the 2%: Question: Will you accept cash? Answer: Once a representative from Union Bank and Trust near 27th and Pine Lake Road verifies the cash is real, absolutely! Question: Will you accept a personal check? Answer: No. Question: Will you accept a cashiers check from a bank? Answer: Once a representative from Union Bank and Trust near 27th and Pine Lake Road verifies the cashiers check is real, absolutely! Question: My son just received his learners permit, and I need to be with him when he is driving. Is it OK if he test drives the Ford Explorer if I’m in the car with him? Answer: No. Question: I am expecting some money soon, and was wondering if you would just go ahead and sell the car to me and I’ll pay you later. Is that OK? Answer: No. Question: I really want this vehicle, and I accidentally sent you $100,000 in a cashiers check. Will you send me back the overage? Answer: I’m really hoping that the $100,000 cashiers check is real, because if you do that, I’m going on a REALLY NICE vacation! Question: I don’t have a valid drivers license, and… Answer: No. Question: I really like the Ford Explorer, if I give you $100.00 in cash would you hold it for me until tomorrow? Answer: No. Question: I am really interested in this vehicle, and would like to take a test drive with my entire family. My three children will make themselves at home as they do in our vehicle, such as standing up in the seats with muddy shoes on, spilling Culver’s ice cream on the seats because we went there on the way to your house to see the vehicle because I stated “Hey kids, come on let’s get some ice cream, we might be buying a vehicle!” We also have three dogs, I know they would like to participate as well. Is this OK? Answer: Sure, once the $4,800.00 admission fee is paid, you can also put a couple calves and a goat in the Ford Explorer with you if you like! Question: I have a 90 foot long RV, would you be willing to just take that on a straight across trade? Answer: No.